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Oumaigad !

Ah, pubertatea …

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Spa pentru catei

Ea e Kira. E privilegiată
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Anunt umanitar

Anunţ : Axl Rose îşi caută coaiele.
Vă rog ajutaţi’l fiindcă Axl se chinuie şi fără ele, dar nu ii prea iese socoteala.
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Are în formaţie (Guns’n Roses) un chitarist care, din informaţiile noastre,  s-a luptat toată viaţa cu aparatul de tuns, nereuşind să’l învingă.
Aceluiaşi “chitarist” ii place să fută solo’urile perfect concepute de Slash .De [...]


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Esti chel sau ai inceput de chelie? Citeste aici

Bănuiesc că vi s-a întâmplat si vouă să vă rupeti un membru, inferior, superior, oricare o fi acesta. Bun. Primul lucru pe care îl faceţi este să mergeţi la spital să va pună doctorul membrul propriu-zis in ghips.
Staţi vreo 2-3 săptămâni cu ghipsul pus apoi mergeti iar la doctor pentru a vă scoate ghipsul de [...]


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Ai ajuns ?

Cea mai tâmpită frază spusă live(că la telefon e altceva): Ai ajuns ?
Băi, intru pe uşă(că pe geam devine prea incomod deja), salut respectuos (cei 7 ani de’acasa, ce să mai …;) şi numai aud dintr’o cameră : Ai ajuns ?
De fiecare dată, în momente de genu’ acesta, îmi trec [...]


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Cum sa mirosi niste buci in direct la TV

Nu ştiu dacă aţi auzit, dar la MTV Movie Awards 2009 , care a fost acu’ câteva zile, Bruno(Sacha Baron Cohen) a făcut o “cascadorie” care, la prima vedere, a părut genială El a aterizat cu fundul peste faţa lui Eminem şi acesta s-a enervat şi a plecat de la show.
Ok. Am zis la [...]


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Pe persoană fizică

Sincer chiar nu ştiam ce sa scriu în acest super-duper post de început. Şi inca nu ştiu, dar hei, uite ca tot scriu. [pauză ...] Bine, bag picioru’ ,îmi urez singur “bun venit in blogosferă pe persoană fizică” . Gata, ajunge, ma duc sa ma cac. A, chiar , să nu uit să scriu si [...]


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